I have been told to avoid puns, dog references, and anything that would make this seem unprofessional. Have no fear, for I am still shooting for an unscrupulous and somewhat amusing bio. I work primarily as a Pre-Sales Architect, am 6'2 and190lbs, enjoy long walks on the beach, and doing well architected reviews for clients.
I have my AWS professional solutions architect certification, which I use to help clients implement state of the art monitoring with Datadog, and at other times I use the certification as a fancy coaster. I stay mellow even when staring the most challenging migrations in the face because, as a life long Notre Dame football fan, I have built up an immunity to having my hopes and dreams of an easy time crushed.